When the "Mitt" hits the fan duck, fellow Americans because Billionaire"Poo" is toxic for most bipedals, oxygen breathing mammals and other life forms, (except The Donald and the Koch Brothers. I know from experience and am no longer alive coming to youas I am from the other side - inside the collapsed mind of a dirty old female - man.
Friends, Countrymen, Gays and Lesbian Romans, beware:
Raman Noodles Mitt is cooking up an evil brew of higher taxes for the working class, the lower class (that'll be you), higher taxes for the middle class (that is no one anymore, except the Chinese), and, lower taxes for the classless, faux job creators billionaires - (approximately 125,000 of them), which transalate into "No Soup For You", white boy!
"White boy - white boy begging on a street corner somewhere, everywhere in cold, sterile, heatless, soul less, dripping red - never blue state of "Howdy dewdy, Hee Haw, and - how do you do so well in the new Right Wing Evangelical Tea Repubilican America?"
"According to our reckless, self-serving, unsubstiated research, here, at the Less Than Prestigious, Bird Droppings Instititue, ( A Think Tank For Morons - No Idiots, Please), these very, very white folks are the ugly, pasty ones that now rule the world (thanks to Reaganomics), and, they intend to keep it that way, white boy with an empty bowl.
I say, without any factual information to back me up, that "Republicans demand that all the power be solely in the uncleased, never washed hand of the filthy rich, so, that they might produce more reality TV shows like Beverly Hill Housewives, (Rich Bitches With Too Much Time on their Hands and Nothing to Do but Spend Their Spouses Money). You, didn't know that, did you. I didn't either until I just made it up.!
Can you say, "Hooker, Little Johnnie? Cause that's what your momma is. Plastic tits and all."
Republicans through Rupert Murdoch, (the media mogel and postitute toe sucker), wants to flood America's TV markets with brilliant programs of high intellectual qualities like "The Rich Wives of Atlantus","Stefford Wives", "Lives and Lies of the Filthy Rich", and , my favorite, "I am Rich as Hell, and You Are Not!", subliminal programing to assure that we, in unemployed America, all know our places in the new, all white, all right America - when the Mitt Hits The Fan!
Deminished capacity friends, I beseech you to tell Ramen Noodles Mitt: "NO SOUP FOR YOU," jerkwad, by mailing fist full of crisp, new, unmarked dollar bill to me, Wintrope Merridethe, The Trey, to continue by work composed entirely of money laundering for the cartels, the Mormon Church, and, I will gleefully laundered it and mail it back ten fold (with ten folds, that is). Don't wait send your hard earned cash in day. Why pay the rent when it all is coming to an end on December 21, 2012 when the Mitt Hits The Fan!
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"My senile friend, fellow nursing home residents, I implore you to send buckets full of dirty money, honey, to Reverend Oral Fleece, % of the How Big Is Your Wallet - How Small Is Your Brain? Church of the Idle Idolators, located here in Mildew, Ohio, ( just a sharp right turn from Common Sense), smack dab in the middle of "Crying"Johnnie Boehner's 8th Congressional District, where there are no JOBS - even blowing ones - because the Weeper of the House and his homophobic Conservative, Red Necked, Republican Homophobics friends sent them all overseas to Communist China - cause they hate socialism, Obama, Blacks, Jews, Homos, Musilims, Northeners, Lesbians, Mexicans, Poor White Trailer Park Trash and any one that ain't all white!"
I sing, "Trailers For Sale or Rent - ain't got no fifthy cents". Now, dang gone it, friends, bust the kids piggy bank, 'cause the Mitt is gonna hit the fan and all Hell is gonna break loose - send that college fund and the contents to your check book to yours truely fer safe keeping. I'll keep in a safe - mine.
THIS IS WINTHROPE MERRIDETHE THE III, AND, I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE, BUT, DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT IT MEANS!